1) His average shower/bathroom time (he "relaxes" in the bathroom by letting the shower water run) is 1 hour.
2) Despite the time spent watching (buying) movies & YouTube and creating weird Facebook statuses, he usually reads for at least an hour a day.
3) He usually doesn't know actual song lyrics because he has always made up his own. He's pretty good at coming up with song lyrics on the fly and has made some pretty good parody songs.
4) He gets really upset when he can't watch Flyers games. And he gets even more upset when he is DVRing a game and someone blows it for him.
5) He has spent considerable time studying magic, juggling, and ventriloquism...and it was all for shiggles.
6) He thinks dirty babies/kids, especially babies/kids with food all over their face, are the most disgusting things in the world.
7) Given all of the crazy shenanigans he and his friends got into growing up, it's amazing that he doesn't have a serious injury or criminal record.
8) He's super skinny/in shape despite eating crappy food most days and claiming he never, ever, ever, ever, ever...ever works out. However, I will attest to the fact that he "works out" only when he thinks he's losing his abs...and when that happens he does about 10 sit-ups and he has his 6-pack back. It's annoying.
9) He's currently practicing for his World Series of Poker debut and victory!
10) He's really weird about sharing food and drinks with people to the point where he won't bite off of someone's sandwich or take a sip of Tisha's drinks.
No comments:
Post a Comment